Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.
funny how EVERYONE wishes they could just jump through their computers or tumblr phone apps and just fuck the fuck out of each other… this world would be a happier places if we could.
Yes it would be. A lot less.Ahem, teleporters. Someone far smarter than I am, who can defy all laws of physics, really and truly needs to get on this.